You Didn't Hear it From Me
I'm obsessed with Lindsay Lohan. What is it about her that I love so much? She's hot, but sometimes she doesn't look that cute. I love all of her movies, but I hear she's a bitch. Did you know that she's roommates with Raven-Symone (that's right, there's a dash in her name)? Ew! I'm not quite sure what it is about her, but I'm not the only one. All of my cool friends agree that Lindsay is FAR superior to her arch nemesis, Hilary Duff. But, I mean, come on....Hilary just sucks. Anyway, go see "Mean Girls" if you haven't already.


Not Brad & Angelina?so who?

Which box-office hero is so smitten with the lush leading lady of his next picture that observers liken him to a puppy nipping at her heels - and other parts? Meanwhile, his wife can't figure out why he's been so distracted lately. Hollywood insiders expect the whole thing to bust open later this week when the lovebirds will be in Cannes at the same time for different movies. (PageSix.com)

Kate Hudson? Josh Duhmel?

Which A-list star has been smoking pot when she's not breast-feeding her baby? The Hollywood hippie doesn't believe she can pass on the mind-bending effects of marijuana through her mother's milk . . . WHICH starlet's deejay boyfriend got his stomach stapled to appear more svelte? Truth be told, she could stand to hit the gym herself . . . WHICH hunky TV actor is about to lose it all? He's been fighting with the show that made him famous and insiders are fuming because he doesn't take his medication to control his anger and addictive behavior - turning taping sessions into a "nightmare." (PageSix.com)

Oh Slater?.

Former "Saved By the Bell" actor Mario Lopez and his new bride Ali Landry have already gone their separate ways -- after just two weeks of marriage.
The pair wed at Mexico's exclusive Las Alamandas resort outside of Puerto Vallarta on April 24 and already 30-year-old Landry is seeking to have the marriage annulled because, according to pals, she believes Lopez, also 30, cheated on her.
The two met when Lopez was doing commentary for the 1998 Miss USA pageant, which she emceed. But friends quickly warned Landry of Lopez's alleged wandering eye.
A source tells Us Weekly, "She didn't want to believe it, but she was given really strong evidence this time. She is devastated.
"She's still processing what has happened, but she has her friends and family around her. She's strong. She'll get through this."
Landry has also asked bosses at "The Oprah Winfrey Show" to cut an upcoming feature they'd planned to air on her nuptials.
Lopez's latest reported infidelity occurred at his bachelor party in Acapulco. (The Scoop, MSNBC.com)

I?m just wondering if anyone cares about JHo anymore?

Once again, Jennifer Lopez has appeared to move from one fiance to another without missing a beat.
Lopez has given back the pink diamond engagement ring given to her by Ben Affleck and is now wearing a bauble of betrothal from current beau Marc Anthony.
"She is wearing a huge diamond ring on the middle finger of her left hand," blabbed a Lopez pal. "It is a diamond band with a huge square clear diamond in the middle and the square diamond is surrounded by more tiny diamonds. It is an engagement ring." A rep for Lopez would only say: "I don't know about that ring."
Here's hoping J. Lo's ravishing new rock will lift her spirits, as the early buzz on her next two movies is a real downer. (PageSix.com)

Nicole Richie rocks! I would choose her as my BFF over Paris anyday.

Is the lovefest between Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie on the rocks? A source close to the dysfunctional duo tells us it's going to take "a lot of crafty editing" to make them look like best buds in the second season of Fox's "The Simple Life." Says the tipster, "They were constantly at each other's throats" as they cruised across the country in an RV. But a bigger problem was their habit of giving each other the silent treatment: "There was a lot of time when they just weren't speaking." A Fox rep denies there's been any creative editing: "The show is completely authentic." (PageSix.com)
WHICH young heartthrob might be facing a lawsuit from the parents of two teenage boys? At the recent premiere of his movie, the actor invited the pubescent pair back to his hotel room for an "after party" which turned out to be just the three of them, then plied the youngsters with liquor and tried to get them into bed. The boys promptly told their folks, who are said to be mulling legal action. (PageSix.com)

Scarlett Johansson is a total skank.

Scarlett Johansson has come clean about her dirty encounter with hunky Benicio Del Toro. The 19-year-old Hollywood cutie admits that, as rumored, she and Del Toro - who at 37 is old enough to be her dad - did get hot and heavy in the elevator of the Chateau Marmont hotel after the Oscars ceremony. "We were making out or having sex or something, which I think is very unsanitary," she tells Elle magazine. "He's a fabulous guy." But Scarlett - who got raves in "Lost in Translation," in which she has a platonic but intense relationship with Bill Murray - adds that older men and younger women aren't really a stretch, particularly in the movies. "Men age like wine, and women seem to wilt in the eyes of an audience," she says. (PageSix.com)

My guesses: Eva Mendes, not sure about the middle one and my fave teen star: Lindsay Lohan.

Which Latina temptress with dubious acting skills got her career the old-fashioned way? Although she seems to have a boyfriend, the gorgeous hottie has slept her way through several co-stars, producers and other Hollywood heavyweights . . . WHICH actress is trying to start a singing career because she's been stuck on the D-list for a decade and is determined to get off it? . . . WHICH teen starlet is developing a drug problem? She's hooked up with a hard-partying bad boy and friends are worried she's adopting his nasty habits. (PageSix.com)

Well hello, Dolly!

Dolly Parton's marriage is reportedly in trouble after her husband hit out at the country singer's close relationship with female pal Judy Ogle. The couple allegedly clashed this week after Parton reportedly told Carl Dean she wanted to spend their 38th wedding anniversary with Ogle -- who she shares a bed with -- instead of him. A source says, "Carl said, 'It's Judy or me.' Dolly was so spitting mad that she would dump Carl for Judy in a heartbeat." Parton has previously explained her close relationship with her former personal assistant by saying, "We have always slept together since we were kids." (Daily Dish, SFGate.com)

Ashton Kutcher = Idiot

A murdered woman's devastated parents are accusing Ashton Kutcher of hindering the investigation into the death of their 22-year-old daughter, who was Kutcher's date at the 2001 Grammy parties.
The drama unfolded when the "That '70s Show" heartthrob arrived at Ashley Ellerin's Hollywood bungalow to take her to that year's glitzy Grammy bashes. Kutcher had already been on a handful of dates with the pretty fashion student.
But when he rang the bell, Ellerin didn't answer. Kutcher walked around the house, peered through the large French windows and noticed dark stains on the floor which, he later told police, he thought came from red wine. He then returned to his car and left for the parties solo.
But Ellerin's roommate came home the next morning to find her brutally stabbed to death. The "wine stains" were in fact blood. Her lifeless body had been in the bungalow for more than 12 hours.
Now her parents, Michael and Cynthia Ellerin, tell In Touch magazine that they still blame Kutcher for not going to police after seeing the suspicious floor stains.
"His behavior suggests he felt she was a disposable date," Michael says. "Because of him, the perpetrator got a 12-hour head start. Any responsible gentleman who goes on a date and finds a door not answered and evidence of some kind of disturbance would then call the police and let them know. It's like a person who sees an accident on the highway and doesn't stop."
But after her bloodied body was discovered, Kutcher told L.A. cops investigating the case that he "didn't think anything of it."
"Kutcher was one of the original people we interviewed," LAPD Lt. Art Miller tells In Touch, emphasizing that he is not and has never been a suspect.
"It's been over three years and there has been no arrest," said Cynthia Ellerin. "There is a murderer walking around free."
Ashley, who had dated action star Vin Diesel, moved from her parents' home to attend UCLA but switched to the Fashion Institute of Design & Merchandising. Police believe the murder occurred while she was getting ready to be picked up by Kutcher.
"Ashton was not dating this girl," Kutcher's lawyer, Marty Singer, told PAGE SIX. "She was dating one of his good friends. Ashton was only picking her up to meet up with other friends as a favor to other people, so he left. When he found out the girl had been murdered, he came forward and went to police. The police never sought him out." (PageSix.com)